Newcastle brown ale is imported from England. And as most things that are from England and are edible it is bland bland bland. For a brown ale this beer is a one show pony. It reminds me of a hot Summer day when I am drinking a cola and it is almost gone, and the ice has melted and watered down the taste  and you can even taste the styrofoam, yuck!

The appearance of the beer even looks watered down. It is a translucent brown  and does not have much of a head.

I would rank it 1 out of 5 burps. Blah.